If you saw me on the street, you’d probably think I work in Finance, not Design. That's fine with me. I'm not a pretentious Art Director: I just tell it like it is. My work reflects my approach to life + work. And yeah, I like to do both art + copy.
Also, I don't live in Brooklyn. But if I did, I'd sound like I lived there since before it was trendy to brag about it.
Other facts you probably won't have time to read, but supposedly showcase my personality:
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Figure skater (for real)
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Foodie
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Sitcom-enthusiast
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Makeup guru
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Queens native (complete with authentic accent; although way more sophisticated than The Nanny)
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Sing in the shower
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Laugh at my own jokes
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Definitely not boring (according to 98.75% of my friends)
If you saw me on the street, you’d probably think I work in Finance, not Design. That's fine with me. I'm not a pretentious Art Director: I just tell it like it is. My work reflects my approach to life + work. And yeah, I like to do both art + copy.
Also, I don't live in Brooklyn. But if I did, I'd sound like I lived there since before it was trendy to brag about it.
Other facts you probably won't have time to read, but supposedly showcase my personality:
-
Figure skater (for real)
-
Foodie
-
Sitcom-enthusiast
-
Makeup guru
-
Queens native (complete with authentic accent; although way more sophisticated than The Nanny)
-
Sing in the shower
-
Laugh at my own jokes
-
Definitely not boring (according to 98.75% of my friends)
If you saw me on the street, you’d probably think I work in Finance, not Design. That's fine with me. I'm not a pretentious Art Director: I just tell it like it is. My work reflects my approach to life + work. And yeah, I like to do both art + copy.
Also, I don't live in Brooklyn. But if I did, I'd sound like I lived there since before it was trendy to brag about it.
Other facts you probably won't have time to read, but supposedly showcase my personality:
-
Figure skater (for real)
-
Foodie
-
Sitcom-enthusiast
-
Makeup guru
-
Queens native (complete with authentic accent; although way more sophisticated than The Nanny)
-
Sing in the shower
-
Laugh at my own jokes
-
Definitely not boring (according to 98.75% of my friends)
If you saw me on the street, you’d probably think I work in Finance, not Design. That's fine with me. I'm not a pretentious Art Director: I just tell it like it is. My work reflects my approach to life + work. And yeah, I like to do both art + copy.
Also, I don't live in Brooklyn. But if I did, I'd sound like I lived there since before it was trendy to brag about it.
Other facts you probably won't have time to read, but supposedly showcase my personality:
-
Figure skater (for real)
-
Foodie
-
Sitcom-enthusiast
-
Makeup guru
-
Queens native (complete with authentic accent; although way more sophisticated than The Nanny)
-
Sing in the shower
-
Laugh at my own jokes
-
Definitely not boring (according to 98.75% of my friends)
Above: Filtered photo of a coffee filter.
filters.
i heard there was this makeup product called a blur filter foundation or something.
i instantly hated it without even trying it.
so a little bit more about filters vs. my unfiltered lifestyle:
filters:
i know they're popular.
i know they're a thing.
i know you just can't get enough.
me:
i also know i am usually too unfiltered for most people. (for real)
so here is a list of filtered sources that you can do whatever it is you all do with them.
because you won't find me using them in my work, or elsewhere.
Brita + Pur water filters. So your water is clean.
Probably the only good type of filter.
https://www.brita.com/replacement-filters/
https://www.pur.com/water-filtration/replacement-water-filters
Make your own filters. Go ahead. Be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDbmH8pyjjY
https://www.snapchat.com/create
https://www.befunky.com/features/photo-effects/
Kim's fails. Because.
Also why you shouldn't mess with filters.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a26960024/kim-kardashian-photoshop-fails/
You're welcome.